If I were gneiss would you take me for granite?
Traveling salesman always wanted to go to Boston so he could eat fresh scrod. Finally he gets sent there, so when he gets in the cab at Logan, he asks the cabbie "Do you know where a guy can get scrod around here?"... (more)
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.... (more)
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Spring is here. I'm so excited, I wet my plants.